Patio Diner T-Shirts

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Aprons

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'How is the water prepared?'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"The bagels are better in New York."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'You made me jump,'

Rabbits picknick

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Did you slice this beef? You nearly missed.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

Cafe offers corn several ways.