Passive Exerciser Gifts

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Jogging Bottoms

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'