Passive Exerciser Gifts

Randy, can I get a lift to the gym? It's three blocks away. So? You're going to the gym to exercise, but you want to drive to get there? You think it's going to be hard to park? Brain hurts.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Exercise Class

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Jogging Bottoms

"How long were you in that headstand?"