Incognito Exerciser Gifts

'You've really got to get over your fear of exercising in public.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Keep Fit.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

In Disguise.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"How long did you say you'd been working for the secret service?"

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

"He's out jogging."

"Do I take it you want to keep your application secret."

Walk right in. Sit right down.

Incognito Cheshire

"Me, I'm too self-conscious to go to the gym. I have my own hamster wheel at home..."

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

I'm not avoiding you!

Sports centre lift.

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."