Party Bender Gifts

'Next Tuesday's no good. I'm away all week on an eight day bender.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Masquerade

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Carioca

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'