Party Bender T-Shirts

'Next Tuesday's no good. I'm away all week on an eight day bender.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Green Balloon

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Eric Clapton.

Masquerade

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Redhead