Parrot Palace Owner Gifts

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

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'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pirates

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"You came up in therapy today."