Parrot Palace Owner Prints

'Fruits, vegetables, meat, eggs and cooked beans! He gets a better dinner than I do!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

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'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Repeat after me..."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Pirates

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'