Pet Palace Proprietor Gifts

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Dog Nightmares

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Super Dog'

Haute Suture

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'