Parking Dodgers Gifts

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'