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Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Sorry, I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now."

"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."