Park Ranger Sister Gifts

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

The High Line at Giza

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Malfunctioning geyser