Park Enthusiast Sibling Gifts

'Click it or ticket.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

The Taming of the Ewe

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He took a fetching class.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Riding the statue.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Desert Mirage

Romulus (left) and Remus

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."