Park Enthusiast Sibling Gifts

'Click it or ticket.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

The Taming of the Ewe

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He took a fetching class.'

Desert Mirage

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

Riding the statue.

Romulus (left) and Remus

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."