Parenting Sage Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift that honors the wisdom, patience, and humor of the parenting sage? Our collection offers playful and heartfelt products that resonate with parents who’ve mastered the art of juggling, teaching, and loving. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that captures the true essence of parenting seasoned with a dash of humor and a lot of love.

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Training Heels

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"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

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"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..." mockup

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

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"Motherhood is wearing me out!"

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'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!' mockup

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

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'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?' mockup

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

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"Mothers Day is coming up. What shouldn't we do to make sure mom enjoys it?"

"Mothers Day is coming up. What shouldn't we do to make sure mom enjoys it?" mockup

"Mothers Day is coming up. What shouldn't we do to make sure mom enjoys it?"

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"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'" mockup

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

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"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad." mockup

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

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Next gen pregnancy tests.

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Men explained.

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"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'" mockup

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

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"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'." mockup

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

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"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!" mockup

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

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'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?' mockup

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!" mockup

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

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"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked." mockup

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

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'I still have all my own teeth.'

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!" mockup

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot? mockup

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?

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"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection." mockup

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

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"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood." mockup

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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'It appears to be a blog clog.'

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..' mockup

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

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'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.' mockup

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

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"I'm turned off by the womanizing." mockup

"I'm turned off by the womanizing."

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Jesus Saves

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"If you don't want to know the score..."

"If you don't want to know the score..." mockup

"If you don't want to know the score..."

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'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!' mockup

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

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Parenting Sage Gifts Collection

Parenting Sage Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs that honor parenting wisdom with humor and heart, perfect for starting the day with a smile.

Parenting Sage Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the patience and humor of parenting sages, adding warmth and wit to any room.

Parenting Sage Prints

Browse inspiring prints that showcase the clever, heartfelt side of parenting, perfect for empowering and amusing your favorite parent.

Parenting Sage T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts designed for parenting sages who wear their wisdom and humor proudly every day.