Child-rearing Sage Gifts

'I know I spoil her, but I can't say no when she looks at me with her big Bambi eyes...'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Men explained.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Bishop with a crozier case.

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"When can I redeploy?"

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"