Child-rearing Sage Prints

'I know I spoil her, but I can't say no when she looks at me with her big Bambi eyes...'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Men explained.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Bishop with a crozier case.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"When can I redeploy?"

"It's your job to work hard and get good grades, David. It's my job to make your mother laugh."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"