Parenting Powerhouse Pillows

'How many kids do we have now,Mabel?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"They grow up so fast."

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A mother and baby elephant

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"