Parenting Powerhouse Mugs

'How many kids do we have now,Mabel?'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"They grow up so fast."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

A mother and baby elephant

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'