Parenting Warrior Pillows

"I had a bad dream that you were getting rest."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

"Oh, and when you get a chance, would you start taking responsibility for your own life?"

'Don't know what else to do. The medication obviously isn't working.'

'Happy 'Respect Your Parents Day' now take your card and shut up.'

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

'You're giving me an ulcer!'

"You wouldn't think he was a gift from God, would you?"

Tantrum

'It's tough raising teenagers. We tried tough-love. When that didn't work, we used tough-luck.'

The surrendered mom

"Aww, honey, why the angry emoticon?"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'And to think I started out as a little bundle of joy.'

'Oops...excuse us...Jeremy just downloaded in his pants.'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Why most parents would rather drop the charges than take their kids to court.

'Mom. This is a no-go. Can we try again tomorrow?'

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

'Do You Know Where Your Children Are?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"My mother gets a note from the teacher every day. I'll be glad when her subscription expires."

"'A' is for 'anxiety,' 'B' is for 'boredom,' 'C' is for 'coping mechanisms'..."

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

"I don't care what mom calls them. I've never heard of a McBrussels Sprout before."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"We'll be empty nesters soon. Hang in there."

"I'm sure it's just a phase he's going through, and that insisting we call him 'Ishmael' will soon pass."