Parenthood Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift for a parent who loves pondering life's big questions? Our collection blends creative humor and thoughtful insights, perfect for inspiring smiles and conversations about the mysteries of parenthood. These unique items bring a playful yet profound touch to everyday moments, making them ideal for those who cherish both family and philosophical musings. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find that special gift that resonates with their thoughtful spirit.

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"Kids! Empty Nest blues when they leave home, empty purse blues when they don't."

"Kids! Empty Nest blues when they leave home, empty purse blues when they don't." mockup

"Kids! Empty Nest blues when they leave home, empty purse blues when they don't."

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Parents as Service Providers

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You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper. mockup

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

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'He has your nose and my ears.'

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Low-Energy Drinks

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"Trust me, you're not ready!"

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"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific." mockup

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

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"Can I have another sausage Dad?" mockup

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

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"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself." mockup

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

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Coronavirus Impact on Children

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"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..." mockup

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

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'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.' mockup

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

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"You're welcome."

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'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.' mockup

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

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'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...' mockup

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

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"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking." mockup

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

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'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!' mockup

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

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Baby Screen Time

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'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!' mockup

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

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"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited." mockup

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

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Growth Charts

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"We have the exact same taste."

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'We found you in a cabbage!'

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"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?" mockup

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

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"Were we expecting a baby?"

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"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas." mockup

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

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'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.' mockup

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

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'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?' mockup

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

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A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier. mockup

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

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'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.' mockup

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

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"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?" mockup

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

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"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?" mockup

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

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Young Gums

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"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?" mockup

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

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'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!' mockup

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

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Parenthood Philosophers Gifts Collection

Parenthood Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the thoughtful humor of parenthood—perfect for starting meaningful conversations with every sip.

Parenthood Philosophers Pillows

Find pillows that bring a cozy, humorous touch to your favorite parent's living space—celebrate parenthood with a smile.

Parenthood Philosophers Prints

Decorate with prints that reflect the playful and philosophical side of being a parent—beautiful, funny, and thought-provoking.

Parenthood Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that combine wit and wisdom about parenthood—wear your heart and philosophy with pride.