Parent Who Appreciates Humor In Challenges Pillows

McWit's Childproof Drugs

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

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'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"She's a natural!"

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Billy strip: help with homework.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'