Parent-protected Paramours Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for your parent-protected paramour? Our collection offers a blend of humor and heart, perfect for expressing your clandestine affection. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that subtly celebrate your special bond while keeping your secret safe.

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'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism. mockup

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

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Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me." mockup

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

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'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...' mockup

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

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'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.' mockup

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

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Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower. mockup

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

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"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here." mockup

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

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"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day." mockup

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

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'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.' mockup

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

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'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.' mockup

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

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To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls. mockup

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

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"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years." mockup

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

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Bad Grammar, But Good Pluck.

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"Thanks for walking me home."

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"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?" mockup

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

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'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.' mockup

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

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"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom." mockup

"I just decided what my daughter is going to wear to this year's prom."

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"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover." mockup

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

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'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!' mockup

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

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Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car. mockup

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

from $19.00

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online. mockup

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

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Eskimo pram

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!' mockup

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

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"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

"We should get together sometime and pee on things." mockup

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

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'Stop nagging! I'm fathering.'

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Safety is about FAMILY!...

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'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!' mockup

'Your honor, we find the defendant not guilty, but we sure wouldn't let our daughters go out with him!'

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"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset." mockup

"So long, Ma, I'm riding off into the sunset."

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"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!" mockup

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

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Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers. mockup

Parents dressing children in protective gear in order to play conkers.

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'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

'This way, please. Additional screening required.' mockup

'This way, please. Additional screening required.'

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"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover." mockup

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

from $19.00

Parent-protected Paramours Gifts Collection

Parent-protected Paramours Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for your secret love story. Find clever designs that keep your affection discreet yet charming.

Parent-protected Paramours Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate your secret relationship with subtle humor and heartfelt sentiment.

Parent-protected Paramours Prints

Browse our beautiful prints that quietly commemorate your discreet romance, adding a special touch to your private space.

Parent-protected Paramours T-Shirts

Check out our range of witty t-shirts, ideal for expressing your hidden love with style and subtlety.