Parent-child Relationship Ponderer Pillows

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"Mom, are you going to properly vet the baby before you bring her home from the hospital?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"Seventy-seven. How about yours."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

"Have you seen my wife?"

'My kids don't understand me.'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

'He was raised by sparrows!'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

"I'm giving love one more try."

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

'Looks like Timmy got solitary.'