Parasol Enthusiast T-Shirts

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Girl not wanting to stand in her sister's shadow

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Hypnotoon

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Burning love

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Pirates

"Repeat after me..."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

Finance piracy

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

"You came up in therapy today."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'