Sparrow Enthusiast T-Shirts

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Soup of the month.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Football Crazy strip six

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

Wrong leadership.

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"I meant the dog!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'My dentist recommended it.'