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'It's a spork!'

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Bloody hell!"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jurassic Pork

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'