Spork Enthusiast Mugs

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Bloody hell!"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Jurassic Pork

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'