Parasol Enthusiast Gifts

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Girl not wanting to stand in her sister's shadow

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

Bee flying to another flower.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Hypnotoon

Burning love

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Pirates

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"You came up in therapy today."

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

Finance piracy

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Polly wants a Nasdaqer...Polly wants a Nasdaqer...'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."