Plague Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm not saying it's the plague, but I wouldn't go buy a big bag of bird seed."

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Check zombies.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Pinata Zombies

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

Born of the Dead

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The Zombie Awakes...

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'