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'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Worm Appreciation Society!

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Bizarre sights.

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

How Platypuses Are Born

Worm humour

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

Chameleon.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'Be wormier!'

'If you don't mind, I'd rather not lie down on my back.'

Corporate Hornworms

"Hey, where's Frank?"

'So did the chiropractor help at all?'

They ran off with some blooming worms!

"I'm not saying it's the plague, but I wouldn't go buy a big bag of bird seed."

Worm job fair.

'As you can taste for yourself, this property has a very rich soil...'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

Amazing Facts: About Our Animal Friends, Worms only use Phones for Texting.

'Aaaaah Kill me, somebody please Kill me'

Weasal