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Tapeworm: 'I'd invite you back to my Bowel, but it's quite a mess at the moment.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Love Birds love just being together

The End is Nigh

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

You just keep giving.

Evil Villain.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

A small heart within a big heart.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Br... No Exit

"We pay the living dead wage."

Night of the living will

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

George Baker

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."