Parasite Aficionado Gifts

Tapeworm: 'I'd invite you back to my Bowel, but it's quite a mess at the moment.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Sitting in a tree

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Valentine Day

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Love Birds love just being together

The End is Nigh

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

You just keep giving.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Evil Villain.

Br... No Exit

A small heart within a big heart.

"We pay the living dead wage."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Night of the living will

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."