Quirky Parasite Enthusiast Gifts

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

Jerry realized he had been flirting with Gina's wrong end for the past hour.

How Platypuses Are Born

Bizarre sights.

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Worm humour

Chameleon.

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'Be wormier!'

Corporate Hornworms

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'If you don't mind, I'd rather not lie down on my back.'

Rarely seen spiders!

"Hey, where's Frank?"

They ran off with some blooming worms!

'So did the chiropractor help at all?'

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

"I'm not saying it's the plague, but I wouldn't go buy a big bag of bird seed."

Worm job fair.

'I'm sure it would make a very nice home, but it still gives me the creeps.'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'As you can taste for yourself, this property has a very rich soil...'

Weasal

Amazing Facts: About Our Animal Friends, Worms only use Phones for Texting.