Plague Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm not saying it's the plague, but I wouldn't go buy a big bag of bird seed."

"Huh, Pharaoh let them go after the tenth plague. And here I was all set to send a coronavirus! Guess I'll just have to save it for later."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Dead Funny

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Check zombies.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Zombie Problems

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The Zombie Awakes...

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Born of the Dead

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"