Plague Enthusiasts Pillows

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dead Funny

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Check zombies.

Zombie pet tricks.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Baseball

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Fighting the Zika Virus

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

Born of the Dead

The Zombie Awakes...