Plague Enthusiasts Prints

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Date Night

Zombie Problems

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Monster Baseball

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Pinata Zombies

Fighting the Zika Virus

Born of the Dead

The Zombie Awakes...

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"