Parasol Fanatic T-Shirts

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

"Here's the parking lot."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

It's an experiment.

Cupcakes!

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Institute of Infectious Diseases

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

'This prescription looks as though the doctor wrote it in Greek.'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

The Hellish Sermon

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'

'I'd go as far as Schenechtady.'

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