Paranoid Protectors Gifts

Looking for a gift for your paranoid protectors? Our creative collection captures their watchful spirit with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for the vigilant soul who always keeps an eye out, these products add humor and personality to their protective nature. Whether they’re guarding the house, their family, or their peace of mind, our range offers a lighthearted way to recognize their dedication to safety.

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"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"

"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!" mockup

"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"

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'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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Privacy Conference Security

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"I think we have run out of time..." mockup

"I think we have run out of time..."

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'More government surveillance!'

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Privacy - Surveillance

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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Coronavirus

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Trust

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?" mockup

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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Statue of Security

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"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand." mockup

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

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"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...." mockup

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother mockup

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

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"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise." mockup

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden. mockup

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

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"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence." mockup

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?' mockup

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

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It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down mockup

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

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Domestic Spying Drones

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"We're trying to help you!"

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Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat mockup

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

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"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?" mockup

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

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Hidden Facebook Features

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"I only told a few friends."

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'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?' mockup

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

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"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this." mockup

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

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'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

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Paranoid Protectors Gifts Collection

Paranoid Protectors Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate paranoid protectors with witty and humorous designs—perfect for starting their day with a laugh.

Paranoid Protectors Pillows

Discover our pillows for paranoid protectors, designed with humorous illustrations to bring personality and laughs into their favorite spaces.

Paranoid Protectors Prints

Browse our prints that humorously showcase paranoid protectors, adding a fun and protective touch to their home decor.

Paranoid Protectors T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for paranoid protectors, featuring clever and funny graphics that highlight their protective spirit in a stylish way.