Paranoid Protectors Gifts

"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

"I think we have run out of time..."

Coronavirus

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Privacy - Surveillance

Trust

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

"We're trying to help you!"

Hidden Facebook Features

Hope and ______

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"I only told a few friends."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."