Asteroid Protector Gifts

Looking for a fun and thoughtful gift for the asteroid protector who dreams beyond the stars? Discover a selection of creative products that bring cosmic humor and charm, ideal for those with a passion for astronomy or a whimsical sense of adventure. Whether they’re into science, space missions, or just love a good laugh, these gifts are designed to inspire wonder and giggles alike.

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'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!' mockup

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

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What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

What are you giving Mother Earth this year? mockup

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

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'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?' mockup

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

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North Pole

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'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.' mockup

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

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Deforestation.

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Nature versus commerce.

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!" mockup

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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Natural Disasters

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"We finally reached net zero emissions." mockup

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

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'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...' mockup

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

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Child protects planet with umbrella. mockup

Child protects planet with umbrella.

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How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill... mockup

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...' mockup

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

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'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.' mockup

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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Save Our Universe

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Global Warmer 2000.

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"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!" mockup

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

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Trump leaving

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How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage? mockup

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

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Climate Crisis

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'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....' mockup

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

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Just Stop Boil

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"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment." mockup

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

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Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind. mockup

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

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'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!' mockup

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

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Insect extinction

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"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas." mockup

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!' mockup

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

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"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..." mockup

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

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Asteroid Protector Gifts Collection

Asteroid Protector Mugs

Explore our entire collection of space-themed mugs and find the perfect cosmic gift for your asteroid protector.

Asteroid Protector Pillows

Find cozy pillows with celestial designs to bring a touch of the cosmos into their living space.

Asteroid Protector Prints

Browse our stunning space prints, perfect for any asteroid protector’s wall and galaxy-inspired decor.

Asteroid Protector T-Shirts

Discover a range of witty space t-shirts that celebrate the universe and add humor to any casual wardrobe.