Asteroid Gazer Gifts

'Bummer, dude.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

(Camel paintings)

'But what is the universe for?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The star hunters

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Birds Following Witch.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Lighthouse Beam.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."