Paranoid Protector Gifts

Find the ideal gift for the paranoid protector in your life with our witty and thoughtful range of products. Designed to acknowledge their watchfulness with humor and warmth, these items make their protective nature a source of pride and amusement. Whether it's for a loved one who always keeps a close eye on everything or a friend who’s the ultimate guardian, our creative collection offers delightful options—from mugs to prints—each capturing their vigilant spirit in a fun and loving way. Discover something truly special that speaks to their caring yet cautious nature.

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'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.' mockup

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

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'Oh, stop fretting! No hacker wants to tap into your PC!'

'Oh, stop fretting! No hacker wants to tap into your PC!' mockup

'Oh, stop fretting! No hacker wants to tap into your PC!'

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"Look, it's just a cold. . . ok?. . . It is not, I repeat, not! The Coronavirus."

"Look, it's just a cold. . . ok?. . . It is not, I repeat, not! The Coronavirus." mockup

"Look, it's just a cold. . . ok?. . . It is not, I repeat, not! The Coronavirus."

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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Trump leaving

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"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report." mockup

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

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"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast." mockup

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

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Privacy Conference Security

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"I think we have run out of time..." mockup

"I think we have run out of time..."

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Privacy - Surveillance

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Coronavirus

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"Would it kill you to compost?"

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'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...' mockup

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

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'More government surveillance!'

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Trust

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"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"These latest surveys are very reassuring." mockup

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?" mockup

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference." mockup

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

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"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand." mockup

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

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Statue of Security

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'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?' mockup

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

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Frontline health workers

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Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden. mockup

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

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"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...." mockup

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

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Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother mockup

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.' mockup

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

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"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise." mockup

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

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"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence." mockup

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

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'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?' mockup

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

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Domestic Spying Drones

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'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.' mockup

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

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It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down mockup

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

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Paranoid Protector Gifts Collection

Paranoid Protector Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the paranoid protector. Find a design that makes them smile every morning.

Paranoid Protector Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows for the paranoid protector. Add personality and comfort to their living space with a playful touch.

Paranoid Protector Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate the vigilant spirit of the paranoid protector. Perfect for decorating with humor and heart.

Paranoid Protector T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts designed for the paranoid protector. Show off their watchful personality with style and humor.