Paranoid Protector T-Shirts

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

'Oh, stop fretting! No hacker wants to tap into your PC!'

"Look, it's just a cold. . . ok?. . . It is not, I repeat, not! The Coronavirus."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Trump leaving

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

"I think we have run out of time..."

Privacy - Surveillance

Coronavirus

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

Trust

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Frontline health workers

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Domestic Spying Drones

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down