Paranoid Perpetual Password Changer T-Shirts

'He's never been the same since he had his identity stolen!'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

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"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

"All our devices are talking to each other - about me."

"My son uses his license plate as a password. No wonder his computer keeps crashing."

"Look, it's just a cold. . . ok?. . . It is not, I repeat, not! The Coronavirus."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

"It's for people who can't remember passwords."

What's wrong with me? I'm sure it's nothing. What's nothing? Absolutely nothing to worry about. "I'm sure it's nothing" are the evilest words in medicine!!! That's actually true.

"Look darling, she's forgot her first password."

"I think I've reached that awkward age where I've forgotten more passwords than I remember."

Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

"Today's special: Passwords"