Password Prodigy T-Shirts

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"So who is this First pet?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

What security flaw?

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Computer password.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'