Password Strategist T-Shirts

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"We may have to live outside for a while. I forgot the password to our smarthome."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

What security flaw?

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Enter Password/Forgot Your Password/Solve CAPTCHA/Enter Seucirty Code/Re-Enter Password

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'He finally went mad...he devised the PERFECT password, but of course could never tell it to anyone.'