Password Prodigies T-Shirts

"So who is this First pet?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

How to create a password you can remember...

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

Computer password.

"I just know I have a great password in me."

What security flaw?

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Trying to come up with yet another password...

Username/Password

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."