Paranoia Protector T-Shirts

'It's better than Prozac. I no longer worry about the ozone layer, sulfur dioxide, ultraviolet rays...'

Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

No Immediate Danger

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

Hope and ______

Hidden Facebook Features

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"I only told a few friends."

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

Facial Recognition