Paranoia Puzzler T-Shirts

Express their creative curiosity with t-shirts that showcase clever and fun designs tailored for the paranoid puzzler. Ideal for those who enjoy a playful, witty statement on their casual wear.

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'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.' mockup

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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No Immediate Danger

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!' mockup

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

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"Says, property of the I.R.S."

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Prepper Dog

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks." mockup

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?' mockup

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

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"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

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'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.' mockup

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

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Big Bubba Is Watching You!

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.' mockup

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

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'Well doctor, is it serious?'

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We have control of you brain.

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It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

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"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him." mockup

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

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'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

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'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!' mockup

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

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'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.' mockup

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

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'You've got hypochondria.'

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'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

'I think a grim reaper is following me...' mockup

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

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'Relax, we've only been for a pint.' mockup

'Relax, we've only been for a pint.'

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The Hypochondria Times.

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Closed system: Worry-powered TV set. mockup

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

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'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

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'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?'

'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?' mockup

'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?'

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Paranoia Puzzler T-Shirts Collection

Paranoia Puzzler Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the paranoid puzzler. Find witty, clever designs that will keep their mornings interesting.

Paranoia Puzzler Pillows

Brighten up their space with cozy pillows featuring clever designs for the paranoid puzzler. A fun addition to any room!

Paranoia Puzzler Prints

Lift their decor with prints that celebrate the creative and humorous side of puzzle lovers. Perfect for walls that inspire and amuse.