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"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Out To Lurch

"Why bother?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Which one is yours?"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"