Paranormal Puzzler Gifts

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Out To Lurch

"Why bother?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

Ghost puddle

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Which one is yours?"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."