Paranoia Playful T-Shirts

Express your playful paranoia with our clever t-shirts. Ideal for those who love humor and want to showcase their unique, creative personality with a witty twist.

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"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..." mockup

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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No Immediate Danger

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"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives." mockup

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you." mockup

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

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'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!' mockup

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks." mockup

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?' mockup

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

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"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!" mockup

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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Caterpillar Paranoia

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'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.' mockup

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

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'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

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'Well doctor, is it serious?'

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It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

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"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him." mockup

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

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We have control of you brain.

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'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?' mockup

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

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'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!' mockup

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

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'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.' mockup

'I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the ebola scare goes away.'

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Things You Should Know About...

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Closed system: Worry-powered TV set. mockup

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

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'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?'

'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?' mockup

'You tell me - IS the sky out to get you?'

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'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

'I think a grim reaper is following me...' mockup

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

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'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

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